1. fstw:

    can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

    (via oomshi)

     
  2. sextnoise:

    at first i thought this was porn

    (Source: topherchris, via an-idle-teen)

     
  3. tibets:

    "Custom Shia LaBeouf vehicle wrap on my mom’s ‘97 Honda Accord"

    (via tooswassy)

     

  4. troyesivan:

    when your teacher gives you homework over the weekend

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    (via stability)

     

  5. insertunnecessarygeekiness:

    yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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    right out the window

    (via distorment)

     

  6. actionables:

    I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and

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    HOW

    THIS IS A FROG

    BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND

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    THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE

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    THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT

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    HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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    THE FUCK YOU SAY

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    HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK

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    AFHHGFUAHFSAHFUGHDUAHF

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    I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC

    (via actionables)

     

  7. I would give anything to talk to you one more time. I haven’t stopped loving you for the past 2 years. I just wanna hear your voice. I doubt you even remember me. But I don’t care. I just wanna talk to you again

     

  8. overblood:

    long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

    (Source: flapwagon, via guy)

     

  9. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    reasons to date me

    • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
    • or any clothes at all really
    • but it’s up to you
    • u can be big spoon or little spoon
    • totally your choice
    • i’m always ready to make out
    • aLwaYs
    • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
    • i’ll let you lick it though
    • i mean the ice cream cone
    • well not just the ice cream cone

    (via schmidtdeluxe)

     
  10. blah-blahs:

    This guy wants to be mad but can’t

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via shithappens-butlifemoveson)